HOW IT WORKS: Answer the questions, and run your answers through Urban Dictionary.

Grammar not corrected for your enjoyment.

1.) Your name?

Answer: Katelyn

Definition: a sexy name for a redhead, or gangsta.

Example: Lol did u see that Katelyn?

2.) Your age?

Answer: 16

Definition: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

Example: When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking.


3.) Your friend's name?

Answer: Katie

Definition: A common name used in America and Canada. It comes from the greek Katharos meaning 'ure". Short for several names succh as Kathleen, Kathryn, Katherine, Catherine.
The first woman of record to have bprne the name was Saint Katherina who was put to death for her beliefs. The crusaders were evidently moved by her story because they carried news of St. Katherina back with them to Europe and began to name their daughters in her honor

Example: Famous songs include:

"k-k-k- Katie"
"Beautiful Katie"
"Katy lied"

4.) What should you be doing?

Answer: Resting

Definition: To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.

Example: I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity

5.) Favorite color?

Answer: Periwinkle

Definition: small shellfish common around the worms head, gower, wales and scarlily found attractive by some female biology students.


Example:1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.


6.) Birthplace?

Answer: Maryland

Definition: The state with the biggest identity crisis in America. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. Balto is the heroine capital of the world. Suburbs like Potomac are Bethesda are among the richest and most well educated in the country, and populated by lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who drive Benz's. To the far west, you have the type of hicks that live in West Virginia up in the Appalachian mountains. To the south and the east you have the kind of hicks you might find in Mississippi. In Ocean City you have retired people who decided to go live on the beach. Around the bay area, you have a lot of fisherman. Maryland may be mixed up, but the crabs are damn good

Examples What do you get when you mix a drug dealer, a mass murderer, a nascar driver and a fisherman?

A: A Marylander


7.) Month of your birth?

Answer: May

Definition: may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away


Example:
hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8.) Last person you talked to?

Answer: Mom

Definition: The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Example: "Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

9.) One of your nicknames?

Answer: Kat

Definition:Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.

Example:
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!

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